A little crack over the something that is Kat Ortiz

So since Kat hasn't been posting I thought I'd do a little two cents on her.

What's to say? She's the strongest wild card. Thing of the +4 wild card in Uno that easily trumps all the other cards by a mile with its black on black on black. Unexpected and adventerous, laughter is something you find in every corner of her mouth, along with piercings she removes and adds, removes and adds (a trait me and her have in common). She has a knack for being surprised (happily) by many things. Her "Whaaaat?" face is priceless and something that should be strived for if ever you have the glory of meeting her.

She is also by far a brilliant artist. She's currently studying in Central St. Martins, so lucky Central St. Martin-ers for having her. Hehe, but just as well I think attending that school says enough about her skill. We're HOPING! (though her absence in this blog is apparent) that she'll whisper us at least a sliver of the interesting things that go one there that keep her too busy to keep us in mind (hinting at the bitterness).

Other than her lovely aggressive personality, and her apathetic expression upon her gorgeous face, which makes her look like she's pissed off  half of the time, behind her sometimes agitated replies, and between her weird moments, what we can assume we have is a genius artist, a loving lesbian, and insanely sane maniac, who likes to paint nightmares, cartoons and vaginas. Among other things that inspire us to be friends with the monsters in our heads... But then read that entire sentence again and make it sound twice as endearing and 3x more like a fairy tale.

If you're wondering, this stunning woman you're catching with Kat is the lovely Agathe, her current sweetheart from the romantic France. A long distance relationship is never ideal but they of all people can make it work, with trips too and fro, right and left, and also with the wonderful invention of Skype, anything is possible. This actually happens to be the same case with Sam, but that's another (sweet) story to come, hopefully after this one.

Of course as you can tell, with all her walking contradictions of descriptions we have barely scraped the surface of Kat Ortiz in this blog post. Other than that she is the best Halo-Halo this planet has to offer. Think of all that is darkly powerful and then paint it with glitter because underneath her brooding aura she bleeds pink, and rainbows.

Hopefully soon she'll post a blog that will shed some more light on what I desperately attempted.. Miss you Kat :) <3